Robinhood Chain · pair: MCD

Portfolio in the red? The kitchen is always hiring. Paired with MCD: to work the fryer, you buy the restaurant first.

Shift: 24/7Pay: vibesIce cream machine: broken
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$MCflyHALO!
Kevin
Fry Cook · Night Shift
Trading record: -87%
Specialty: buying the top
Tap the food

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Station 01 · HR
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Kevin
Fry Cook · Night Shift
Trading record: -87%

Hired. Shift starts 4 AM tomorrow. Bring your own apron.

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Ice Cream Machine

Station 02 · Dessert

Machine status

BROKEN
Uptime0.00%
TechnicianTBA
Reports1,204

System: machine is in its 4-hour cleaning cycle. It has been since 2019.

Everyone knows the ice cream machine is always broken. Ours only turns on when the community hits a market cap target. For one minute. Then it breaks again.

Milestone Menu

  • $100KMachine works for 60 secondsStatus: pending
  • $500KFree toppings (imaginary)Status: pending
  • $1MTechnician shows up, then leavesStatus: pending
  • $10MBrand new machine. Breaks instantly.Status: guaranteed

Peel the Sticker

Station 03 · Drinks
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One peel a day

Odds of winning: 0%. Odds of laughing: decent. Just for fun. No prizes, no bets, no transactions of any kind.

Fry Station

Station 04 · Rush hour
Score0
Best 0

Rush hour

Catch the food. Dodge the red candles.

  • Fries +10
  • Nugget +15
  • Burger +25
  • Working cone: 2× for 6s
  • Red candle: lose a life
  • Every 5 in a row: +1×

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Career Ladder

Holdings = job title · cosmetic only
Level 1

Trainee

≥ 1 $MCfly

Not allowed near the spatula yet.

Level 2

Fry Cook

≥ 0.1% supply

Smells like fryer oil at home.

Level 3

Shift Lead

≥ 0.5% supply

Has the walk-in freezer key.

Level 4

Ice Cream Machine Technician

≥ 1% supply

Highest rank. Nobody has ever succeeded.